April 22 2014, 11pm


noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle


April 22 2014, 11pm


gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-


April 22 2014, 11pm


vinebox:

White people be like ..


April 22 2014, 11pm


flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?


April 22 2014, 9pm


youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

(Source: alcoholicmother)


April 22 2014, 8pm


shamelessstatements:

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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dead


April 22 2014, 7pm


foofawomp:

u-ok:

(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)

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April 22 2014, 6pm


iwonteverbehappyagain:

lambofhorror:

meetthegamer:

File this under jokes you didn’t understand the first time around. 

Oh.

Wow…

(Source: thechairmanreturns)


April 22 2014, 4pm


kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

Oh no

Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall

yep

sharp rocks at the bottom?

most likely

bring it on

(Source: teaandbenedictcumberbatch)


April 22 2014, 3pm


carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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(Source: graybles)